Brussels in nöffnöff + nöffnöff minutes

Düsseldorf - Brussels Time 1h 56min
If you ask Google maps
Or
Düsseldorf - Brussels Time 3h 18min
If you ask me (all mistakes included)

After this trip I been in a car REVERSING on autobahn back to the ausfahrt.
One less of the 100 things to do before you die.


CarConversation while watching a GPSmap in the mobile:

Driver: The red line is the arrow, the blue is the road.
Map reader: Check!
D: And the big N is north!
M: Hey I’m not stupid.
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D: The locals told me to turn back and take this road.
M: Don’t listened to them, we have the technology. Lets go!
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M: We are going to have a massive house on the left side soon.
D: That’s the West sign.
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M: This’s going well, carry on straight ahead in the roundabout.
D: There’s no roundabout…
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Hmm strange that the bike lanes on both sides are as big as the road. Next generation of Autobahn or?
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M: Here’s a huuuge roundabout, then we’re back on the big road.
D: Looks like they have some constructions here. And they forgot to put back the roundabout .
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Me waking up, Shitfuck we are standing still where the highway split into two lines:
Take right, JUST DRIVE!
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M: Hello Brussels! wops, we are out of battery. Aaaahhhh..!
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